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Jess Hope Creates's avatar

I loved "The BFG" growing up. I wonder if it's worth a watch.

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Decarceration's avatar

If you like farting corgis, run, don't walk.

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Kyle (Horrorble Writer)'s avatar

The most unrealistic thing about BFG was that Buckingham Palace was not covered in dog hair. Corgi’s..they will shed into your dreams.

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Akos Peterbencze's avatar

I find Spielberg's late filmography pretty hit or miss, starting with the nauseating kitsch that is War Horse, which I loathed with every fiber of my being. Hence I skipped The BFG back then, and given what you write here I think that was a good choice.

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Decarceration's avatar

Generally, most filmmakers start a downward slope and never stop. I do believe, against all odds, that Spielberg has reversed that a few times. War Horse was maybe the most boring movie I've EVER seen, and as I mentioned, I loathed Ready Player One. But I do believe that 40% or so of The BFG movie feels like the Amblin Spielberg of old. And I was also a massive fan of his West Side Story. I'll also go to bat for Bridge Of Spies, which feels like it rises well above the assignment.

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Kyle (Horrorble Writer)'s avatar

Jaws

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Jurassic Park

ET

Duel

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Kyle (Horrorble Writer)'s avatar

This is just part of that post Minority Report run of films that I just can never believe is Spielberg actually directing this stuff. You are spot on about Ready Player One. The Levy comparison is apt. All it needed was a Ryan Reynolds cameo. I never read the book but I was as thinking is this is Spielberg working out how great he was in the 80’s because it’s not helping this movie at all. I just wanted to go back and watch Raiders or ET.

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Decarceration's avatar

In the book, instead of The Shining, they have to recreate Monty Python And The Holy Grail. The Shining is a more cinematic choice, but it shows just how wrong Spielberg is for the material. He's no jock, but you needed a nerdier director. A guy who hadn't played Dungeons And Dragons but was actually at one point a dungeon master.

Also, the book has the love interest revealed to be heavily disfigured, but of course in the movie she's Olivia Cooke with a fashionable birthmark.

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Kyle (Horrorble Writer)'s avatar

Yep you’re right. Nailed it.

I was thinking Del Toro or Gunn but they aren’t right either.

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Kyle (Horrorble Writer)'s avatar

Gotcha. I did like the Shining scene for the shout out to Kubrick but I’d like to see the Monty Python thread from the book play out cinematically. You mentioning a nerdier director to tackle it….now I’m thinking about who would have been a better fit for the material?

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Decarceration's avatar

God, does that guy exist? I don't know. It would have to be someone with the pop sensibility of McG but with a Tarantino-level affinity for nerd culture, including video games, anime and Star Wars. Maybe Edgar Wright?

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Kyle (Horrorble Writer)'s avatar

I have a 3 pawed corgi in real life. I don’t need all that in my fiction too!

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Decarceration's avatar

Well, these ones are British.

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Kyle (Horrorble Writer)'s avatar

And Hook is the shit and is reviled critically in a way I do not get. Even he doesn’t like it and acts like it’s the worst movie he’s ever made. Maybe hot take: As 90’s Robin Williams movies go Hook > Mrs. Doubtfire….all day.

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Decarceration's avatar

I do agree with this Hook take, even though it's far from my favorite Spielberg.

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Kyle (Horrorble Writer)'s avatar

That makes sense. Not to mention his epic run of producing so many Amblin classics with other directors as well through the 80’s. I need to give Lincoln a rewatch. I remember thinking Tommy Lee Jones’ performance was just hanging with DDL beat for beat.

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Decarceration's avatar

Was that DDL? Are you sure Steveo didn't just resurrect Lincoln himself?

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Kyle (Horrorble Writer)'s avatar

Ahhh..you make a strong point.

Or hear me out..time travel. The man did produce B2TF. I heard they did that for Vampire Hunter.

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Kyle (Horrorble Writer)'s avatar

Ranking is required sir. :)

Seriously though can’t argue with any of those. And I wasn’t expecting Lincoln. You swerved with that when I was expecting Jaws. Nice

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Decarceration's avatar

I am a bit too young to have experienced Jaws firsthand, which probably has something to do with it. But while my allegiance isn't blind, I hath mass respeckt for Señor Spielbergo.

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Kyle (Horrorble Writer)'s avatar

Thank you! Yeah it’s not his top tier. I was just the right age when it came out I guess. And it’s a good very low key Christmas watch.

Now I gotta ask the tough questions…Top 5 Spielberg?

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Decarceration's avatar

My five FAVORITE Spielberg (do not make me rank) are probably

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS

JURASSIC PARK

SCHINDLER'S LIST

LINCOLN

RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK

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