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Jess Hope Creates's avatar

You should be a casting agent- that’s my first thought. I’m also now really invested in your “Caddyshack”.

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Decarceration's avatar

I feel like I'm alone on this, but every time I watch "Caddyshack", I'm like, what if someone did this, kept it funny, but took it seriously?

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Jess Hope Creates's avatar

You’re definitely not alone in that.

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Enrico Banson's avatar

I love this. You have no clue how this has inspired me to get off my ass today and hit some deadlines.

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Decarceration's avatar

Very glad to hear this, by the way. Thanks for reading!

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esther, probably's avatar

excuse my caps and blatant enthusiasm but how has nobody said: WOW what the hell?? moved beyond words here. so much so that I am leaving a comment to say NO WORDS, which is ironically the best means I currently have of communicating how extraordinary something is. correct me if I'm over-enthused, but I imagine it takes a remarkably strong spirit to turn something as soul-parching as prison into real creativity like this. maybe it just depends on the person. I don't know. I think more people should see this.

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Decarceration's avatar

Well, this is the sweetest message. Thank you so much! I hope you'll be along for the ride from here on out. Don't be a stranger, and spread the signal!

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Karl Straub's avatar

I would definitely see the Jennifer Lawrence remake of Q.

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Decarceration's avatar

I'm not sure why my mind went there, but I just thought, "How come women are never allowed to play a role like Michael Moriarity's in the original?" I think that'd be a ball to watch,

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Karl Straub's avatar

Yes, that’s exactly right. It’s rare enough for men to play roles like that, but give me more women in offbeat roles and my viewing habits will tilt toward pictures starring women.

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Kyle (Horrorble Writer)'s avatar

Caddy Shack update would be interesting,

Moonwolf w/ Moss and Stevens. Ended it with the best one.

I hope it is about werewolf astronauts. Or just a wolf that’s also also an astronaut somehow would be rad too. Anyway that title’s story plays out I’ll pay money to see it.

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Decarceration's avatar

Well, in that specific case, I think it's important to stick with the source material. Because though the comment was a non sequitur, I assume my wayward cellmate was proposing that there was already a wolf on the moon, and therefore he/she was Moonwolf before we even discovered them. Because when you go to the moon, what would you expect to encounter? Certainly not a wolf.

Also, I can't believe I left out a thousand other movies.

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